Category: Brief Updating
Don’t Be Fooled By The Rocks That I Got.
Seriously. Jennifer Lopez really missed an opportunity when she didn’t make “Jenny from the Block” about geology.
Hobby Lobby (An Essay)
Listen, Hobby Lobby. You know how I feel about you. But you have GOT to stop trying to make the Thanksgiving Tree a thing. I mean, at this point, it’s just embarrassing.
The Photobiography of Alice B. Toklas
In which circumstances keep Emma from blogging at length, but her desire to have famous feline companions pushes her to give a brief, furry update. Move over, Maru. Colonel Meow ain’t got nothing on Gertrude.
It’s that time again, folks.
In which Emma offers a visual representation of the end of the semester as an explanation as to why she hasn’t been blogging lately. WARNING: TERRIFYING MIMES.
Things 20/20 Has Made Me Fear
In which Emma tries something different by offering an important list.