Category: ill omens
Hobby Lobby (An Essay)
Listen, Hobby Lobby. You know how I feel about you. But you have GOT to stop trying to make the Thanksgiving Tree a thing. I mean, at this point, it’s just embarrassing.
Shedding Light on the Book of Shadows
In which Emma makes an argument for taking things too seriously.
Dear Mr. Coffee
Dear Mr. Coffee, I have, yet again, felt the terror of your hatred and disdain. At this point, it’s all too clear: we have grown apart, and so have our wants and needs. It’s over, Mr. Coffee. I wish you the best. And no, we cannot be friends. Good luck with your future endeavors at…
Things 20/20 Has Made Me Fear
In which Emma tries something different by offering an important list.