Category: A brief break from the poetry
Topping the Top Ten (Part One)
In which Emma uses her blog to respond to top ten memes, which means she is marinating in lamesauce but whatever.
Dear Mr. Coffee
Dear Mr. Coffee, I have, yet again, felt the terror of your hatred and disdain. At this point, it’s all too clear: we have grown apart, and so have our wants and needs. It’s over, Mr. Coffee. I wish you the best. And no, we cannot be friends. Good luck with your future endeavors at…
Things 20/20 Has Made Me Fear
In which Emma tries something different by offering an important list.
How to Make a Mason Jar Snow Globe: An Obsessively Step-By-Step Guide to Obsessive Crafting
In which Emma offers a festive holiday craft tutorial.