People of the Internets, here’s the thing. Or, rather, here are the things. Whichever. So.
1. Circumstances persist.
2. Therefore, my hiatus also persists.
3. One great wish persists through circumstances and hiatus, and that is to have famous cats.
4. Therefore and thusly, I thought I’d take a brief break from my break to make a brief but incredibly important update.
About my cats. Because this is the Internet, after all.
Now we should all go read some of the leaked lyrics from Yeezus because, people, Kanye West raps about croissants like he means it.