Dear Mr. Coffee,
I have, yet again, felt the terror of your hatred and disdain.
At this point, it’s all too clear: we have grown apart, and so have our wants and needs.
It’s over, Mr. Coffee. I wish you the best. And no, we cannot be friends.
Good luck with your future endeavors at the Humane Society Thrift Shop.
Sincerely,
Emma
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