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Winter Death Blizzard Melting Saturn Snow AWP: Rejections Nine, Ten, Eleven, and Twelve.
I call this “Double Rejection: This Part Of The Door Thingie Isn’t For Walking, And That Is Because In Boston, Much Like Hobby Lobby, We Reject The Idea That Christmas Is Not Forever Happening.” I call this “Shelf Of Rejected Beverages And Snacks, Which Were Probably Supplies Necessary To Survive The Line In The Women’s…
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Winter Death Blizzard Saturn Storm AWP Rejection Eight (I Think. Numbers Are Hard.)
I call this “Rejection: Writers Wear Their Hearts On Their Sleeves. Then They Rip Them Off And Throw Them ON THE GROUND.”
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Winter Death Blizzard Storm Saturn AWP Boston Rejections Four, Five, Six, and Seven
I call this “Rejection of Your Deliciousness, California Pizza Kitchen, In Favor of a Poetry Book (Which Appears to Be Kate Greenstreet’s Young Tambling, So Right On).” I call this “Emma Totally Gets Caught Instagramming Someone In Line For The Ladies’ Room Dressed As A Shark, And Emma And Her Instagramming Are Summarily Rejected.” I…
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Winter Storm Saturn Barbaric AWP Rejections Two and Three
I call this “Rejection: Your Personal Space Is My Personal Space (Or At Least The Personal Space Of My White Jeans And Puffy Jacket) (Oh And Also All Of My Many Not-Pictured Bags) I call this “Rejection: What Rhymes With ‘Escalator?’ WHO CARESALATER. Stairs For You, Poets!”