This is a sentence I never thought I’d write, but: I’m kind of bad at watching TV. I missed the last two episodes of American Horror Story, but, from what I’ve heard, it sounds like that’s not necessarily a bad thing, since what I’ve heard mostly involved whimpering and saying that all innocence died in the last episode. I did catch episode four, and here are my thoughts. Just imagine them like Tweets I was too lazy to send while watching the episode. Oh, and: spoilers. Though I mean, really, I think we’re all pretty clear on what’s going to happen all season.
Also, it’s Halloween. Here’s a picture of Alice B. Toklas refusing to wear her Yoda costume.
NOT HAPPY SHE IS.
Here it goes.
