Melting Winter Death Blizzard Saturn Storm AWP Rejections: The Final Countdown

I call this "You Know AWP Is Over When A Scarf Is Sitting All Alone, Rejected."

I call this “You Know AWP Is Over When A Scarf Is Sitting All Alone, Rejected.”

I call this "Twice-Rejected Lily: First Rejected Through Cruel Theft, Then Rejected Through Cruel Disposal."

I call this “Twice-Rejected Lily: First Rejected Through Cruel Theft, Then Rejected Through Cruel Disposal.”

I call this "The Westin Copley Place Finally Realizes That Writers Are Dangerous And Rejects The Prospect Of Giving Them Full Elevator Access."

I call this “The Westin Copley Place Finally Realizes That Writers Are Dangerous And Rejects The Prospect Of Giving Them Full Elevator Access.”

I call this "Rejection Of Common Sense Outside The Hynes Convention Center Ballroom."

I call this “Rejection Of Common Sense Outside The Hynes Convention Center Ballroom.”

I call this "Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas Reject Any Attempts At Petting On The Part Of The Veterinarians Or Their Staff."

I call this “Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas Reject Any Attempts At Petting On The Part Of The Veterinarians Or Their Staff.”

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