accidental confessions / bongos / carma / childhood ailments and other daily disasters / Embarrassing stories / Emma is cursed / Emma's attempts at normal life / Emma's attempts at real life (failed or otherwise) / Emma's dsyfunctional relationship with Diet Coke / Epic / events / family / Fear and how to face it / How the iPhone changed my life / ill omens / Invasion of the Poetsnatchers / Losing courage and other freakouts / medical curiosities / My meowing roommates / NOT COOL. / odd comparisons and awkward metaphors / On being a poet / Probably quite a bit TMI / The Drama Llama / The evolution of Emma / where are you going where have you been

Dr. Strangedrugs, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying Because I Forgot What I Was Worried About (Part Two)

Here’s the second part of the story I started last week. There are bongos in this part. Continue reading »

accidental confessions / bongos / carma / childhood ailments and other daily disasters / Embarrassing stories / Emma's attempts at normal life / Emma's attempts at real life (failed or otherwise) / Emma's dsyfunctional relationship with Diet Coke / Epic / events / family / Fear and how to face it / How the iPhone changed my life / learning / Losing courage and other freakouts / medical curiosities / My meowing roommates / pictorial representations / Tangents that should be entires on their own / The Drama Llama / The evolution of Emma / The latest medical anomaly / visual representations / where are you going where have you been

Dr. Strangedrugs, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying Because I Forgot What I Was Worried About (Part One)

In which Emma talks about that time she went blind while driving. And then there were bongos. Continue reading »

2012 / A brief break from the poetry / A festival of photos / awesome / books / crafting / crafts / DIY / Double Rainbow / Emma marvels at the wonder that is winter / Emma miraculously survives another holiday / Emma's attempts at normal life / Emma's attempts at real life (failed or otherwise) / EPIC WIN / family / Family Traditions / festivity / Glitter (pretty version) / Going to eleven / Google / inspiration / Instructions / INTENSE / It is ON 2012 / Jack Gilbert / My meowing roommates / overthinking / Pinterest / re-purposing / requests / Squee! / The Year of Projects / toys / velociraptors / visual representations

How to Make a Mason Jar Snow Globe: An Obsessively Step-By-Step Guide to Obsessive Crafting

In which Emma offers a festive holiday craft tutorial. Continue reading »

2012 / 365 / A festival of photos / A teacher's education / Academia / Alice B. Toklas (feline version) / bright shining spots in the very much dark / childhood ailments and other daily disasters / disagreeable/agreeable / DUENDE / education / edumacation / Emma hits a wall / Emma is cursed / Emma's attempts at normal life / Emma's attempts at real life (failed or otherwise) / Emma's dsyfunctional relationship with Diet Coke / EPIC FAIL / Epic Fail? EPIC WIN! / EPIC WIN / failed or otherwise / family / Film / flickr / Georgia Southern / Gertrude Stein (feline version) / gratuitous photos of whatnot / Happy accidents / hopes and dreams / instagram / IRL Drama Llama / It is ON 2012 / kawaii / kidney stones / kitteh / Lana Del Ray / learning / Mustachio'd Kitties / My meowing roommates / My nerves are bad tonight. Yes bad. / my students / NOT COOL. / Photo for the day / Photography / pictorial representations / re-purposing / Resolutions / Retrospectitating / Retrospective / shameless cat photos / Squee! / stalled / summations / Tangents that should be entires on their own / teaching / teaching writing / That Was The Week That Was / The Drama Llama / The Great Kidney Stone Battle Royale of 2012 / The latest medical anomaly / The Year of Projects / What Emma is up to / where are you going where have you been / writing teachers / zakka

That Was The Week That Was: Week Thirty-Five

In which Emma shows pictures of awesome things rather than complaining about being sick, and then does the whole photo-a-day thing, natch. Continue reading »

A manifesto of sorts / A teacher's education / aesthetic theory / appearances / Art and life and love and The Big Stuff / Bizarre associations and other odd tendencies / disappearances / drafts / Emma's Awkward Adolescence / Emma's Adventures in Over-Analyzing / Emma's attempts at normal life / Emma's theories on what makes for Very Good Poetry / family / fashion / Fear and how to face it / Free to Be You and Me / hopes and dreams / housekeeping / How Emily Dickinson changed (saved?) my life / Huffy Henry hid the day away / I really did go to a school called Our Lady of Sorrows / inspiration / learning patience slowly / mullings and ramblings / muumuus / nonappearances / On being a poet / overthinking / perfection is boring. period. / Perspiration? Inspiration? / Photography / pictorial representations / poetry / poets / Probably quite a bit TMI / rambling about verb tenses / random musings / ranting and raving / shallow thoughts on shoes and the like / The grind / the poem factory / The siege in the room / thought for the day / training / visual representations / writing life / writing room / You better work

I’m a Poet, But I Sure Don’t Know It.

In which Emma explains why she isn’t a poet and why she has a particular attachment to hideous house-dresses. Continue reading »

A festival of photos / A teacher's education / awesome / bad behavior in public places / bright shining spots in the very much dark / childhood ailments and other daily disasters / cool/not cool / Creative Writing and the Web / Dad / disagreeable/agreeable / education / edumacation / Emma hits a wall / Emma is cursed / Emma's dsyfunctional relationship with Diet Coke / EPIC FAIL / Epic Fail? EPIC WIN! / family / Fear and how to face it / Going to eleven / How the iPhone changed my life / ill omens / instagram / Internet culture / internet fads / IRL Drama Llama / kidney stones / learning / learning patience slowly / lists / memes / Mission to Make Emma Cool / multi-tasking / New Fangled Technology and Whatnot / Online culture / Photo for the day / Poor decisions / ranting and raving / stalled / Stationary Objects and Collisions Therewith / teaching / teaching writing / The Drama Llama / The Great Kidney Stone Battle Royale of 2012 / The Head Trauma Drama Llama / The latest medical anomaly / thought for the day / velociraptors / What Emma is up to / where are you going where have you been

The Great Kidney Stone War of 2012: Battle Eastwood

In which Emma advocates for a new Web sport: Extreme Eastwooding. Continue reading »

2012 / 365 / A festival of photos / A teacher's education / Academia / Academic inquiries / accidental confessions / Alice B. Toklas (feline version) / All-around amazing people / bad behavior in public places / childhood ailments and other daily disasters / classroom / cool/not cool / creative nonfiction / Department of Writing and Linguistics / education / edumacation / Emma hits a wall / Emma is cursed / Emma is very lucky / Emma's dsyfunctional relationship with Diet Coke / failed or otherwise / family / Family Traditions / Film / flickr / Free to Be You and Me / Georgia / Georgia Southern / gratuitous photos of whatnot / Home / housekeeping / Inquiries into academics / inspiration / instagram / IRL Drama Llama / It is ON 2012 / kidney stones / kitteh / My meowing roommates / New Fangled Technology and Whatnot / odd comparisons and awkward metaphors / pedagogy / Photo for the day / Photography / pictorial representations / Probably quite a bit TMI / Resolutions / Retrospectitating / Retrospective / shameless cat photos / stalled / Stationary Objects and Collisions Therewith / teaching / teaching writing / Terrible unfunny puns / That Was The Week That Was / The Drama Llama / The Great Kidney Stone Battle Royale of 2012 / The latest medical anomaly / The Year of Projects / thought for the day / training / velociraptors / visual representations / What Emma is up to / Who The Eff Cares? / wonders and apparitions / writing community / writing teachers / [expletive deleted]

That Was The Week That Was: Week Thirty-One

In which Emma captions photos and tells some jokes that aren’t jokes because she is too tired to tell if something is actually funny or not. Continue reading »

hopes and dreams / evaluations / mullings and ramblings / the poem factory / writing life / rejection slippage / thought for the day / wonders and apparitions / random musings / revision / training / cool/not cool / perfection is boring. period. / inspiration / Dear Johns from the Po Biz / Failure Schmailure / Perspiration? Inspiration? / Errata / Corrections / Even goddesses get insulted / Chchchchanges / Emma hits a wall / publishing (or not publishing / Recharging the mental batteries / where are you going where have you been / creative nonfiction / disagreeable/agreeable / My nerves are bad tonight. Yes bad. / the heft of cathedral tunes / Losing courage and other freakouts / A teacher's education / The Drama Llama / Bizarre associations and other odd tendencies / Probably quite a bit TMI / Writing Anew / learning patience slowly / re-purposing / accidental confessions / NOT COOL. / IRL Drama Llama / Emma is very lucky / Emma's theories on what makes for Very Good Poetry / The latest medical anomaly / Amazing discoveries and wondrous visions / Poetry Exercises / EPIC FAIL / EPIC WIN / A manifesto of sorts / Art and life and love and The Big Stuff / Poetry as therapy / How Emily Dickinson changed (saved?) my life / False Dichotomies / DUENDE / writing and not writing / Epic Fail? EPIC WIN! / criticism / The grind / learning / Fear and how to face it / poets / The evolution of Emma / family / poetry / failed or otherwise / nonfiction / What Emma is up to / publishing / bright shining spots in the very much dark / definitions / drafts / poems / Righting Wrongs / visual representations / pictorial representations / kidney stones / The Great Kidney Stone Battle Royale of 2012

“She doesn’t want a husband, she wants a wedding.”

In which Emma ditches her dreams of a fancy party at the altar because she realizes they aren’t the point. Continue reading »

2012 / 365 / A festival of photos / Amazing discoveries and wondrous visions / Another summer in a winter town / Art and life and love and The Big Stuff / Artist's Renditions / bad behavior in public places / bright shining spots in the very much dark / Chchchchanges / childhood ailments and other daily disasters / Dad / disagreeable/agreeable / DUENDE / Emily Dickinson = The Ultimate / Emma is very lucky / Emma's dsyfunctional relationship with Diet Coke / family / Family Traditions / flickr / Free to Be You and Me / Friendship Is Magic / Gertrude Stein (feline version) / Home / How Emily Dickinson changed (saved?) my life / inspiration / instagram / IRL Drama Llama / It is ON 2012 / kidney stones / kitteh / learning / learning patience slowly / Movin' on / My meowing roommates / NOT COOL. / perfection is boring. period. / Photo for the day / Photography / pictorial representations / poems / poetry / Poetry as therapy / Poetry Exercises / poets / re-purposing / Recharging the mental batteries / Resolutions / Retrospectitating / Retrospective / shameless cat photos / Squee! / Thanks and thanks again / That Was The Week That Was / The evolution of Emma / The Great Kidney Stone Battle Royale of 2012 / the heft of cathedral tunes / The latest medical anomaly / the poem factory / thought for the day / toys / velociraptors / visual representations / What Emma is up to / where are you going where have you been / Where I Often Travel / wonders and apparitions / writing life / writing space / You gotta have friends / zuihitsu

That Was The Week That Was: Week Twenty-Eight

In which Emma explains why she isn’t moaning and groaning and shows photos from an awesome week. Continue reading »

A brief break from the poetry / accidental confessions / bad behavior in public places / Buster the Friendly Dog / childhood ailments and other daily disasters / drafts / Emma's Awkward Adolescence / family / fiction smiction / gratuitous photos of whatnot / I really did go to a school called Our Lady of Perpetual Help / inspiration / learning / learning patience slowly / lists / Mr. Turkey / My Little Pony / Notebooks / perfection is boring. period. / Photo for the day / revision / Scenes from my childhood / The evolution of Emma / The Journal of Seven Year Old Emily Bolden / The Year of Projects / Turkeys are squooshy?! / What Emma is up to / writing life

The Return of Mr. Turkey

In which Emma explores The Journal of Seven-Year-Old Emily Bolden and unearths another moment in The Life and Times of Mr./Ms. Turkey. Continue reading »