A brief break from the poetry / Brief Updating / childhood ailments and other daily disasters / cool/not cool / disagreeable/agreeable / DUENDE / Emma's Adventures in Over-Analyzing / Fear and how to face it / gratuitous photos of whatnot / ill omens / INTENSE / IRL Drama Llama / It's the end of the world as we know it / John Stossel / lists / Losing courage and other freakouts / My meowing roommates / NOT COOL. / overthinking / pictorial representations / The Drama Llama / visual representations

Things 20/20 Has Made Me Fear

(An Incomplete List)

  • Automatic door locks
  • Rivers

    This is the most accurate depiction of John Stossel's view of the world that I could imagine.

    This is the most accurate depiction of John Stossel’s view of the world that I could imagine.

  • Bridges
  • Automatic windows
  • The human jaw
  • Social Security
  • People who try to scam old people
  • Old people who try to scam people
  • People who smile too much
  • People who don’t smile enough
  • People who wear too many sweaters
  • Bees
  • Bee stings
  • Bee pollen as a nutritional supplement
  • Nutritional supplements
  • National parks
  • The outdoors
  • Automatic garage openers
  • Cars with computers in them
  • Planes with computers in them
  • Computers
  • Exorcisms
  • Weather radios
  • Movie theaters
  • Move theater popcorn
  • Movie theater patrons
  • Gorillas
  • Movies about gorillas
  • Cats
  • John Stossel
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